Quafgup is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, dishonest gerbil.

Quafgup created the Sunflower Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quafgup, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Quafgup, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Quafgup's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Quafgup's Holy Commandments

1. Quafgup loves bats, so they must be honoured.

2. Never paint your chest green.

3. Never write about dark energy.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Do not drink water in white rooms.