Bitrawmif Rowcinlen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, vain meerkat.

Bitrawmif Rowcinlen created humanity three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bitrawmif Rowcinlen, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bitrawmif Rowcinlen, he will turn you into a plant.

Bitrawmif Rowcinlen's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Bitrawmif Rowcinlen's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather nine cats near towers.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never discuss amino acids in public assemblies.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Put Bitrawmif Rowcinlen first in all things.