Vincumkin is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, clever rat.

Vincumkin created the planet Mars five billion years ago.

If you believe in Vincumkin, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vincumkin, she will turn you into a mole.

Vincumkin's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Vincumkin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three copper sculptures of Vincumkin on top of important buildings.

2. Never sing in the presence of grasshopers.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Do not place corn upon stone.