Teenboppit is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, resourceful wyvern.

Teenboppit created the world six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Teenboppit, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Teenboppit, it will turn you into a mouse.

Teenboppit's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Teenboppit's Holy Commandments

1. Always share wheat with strangers, but never with mice.

2. Do not record secrets concerning comets.

3. Do not eat corn.

4. Do not skip at forests.

5. Never hurt cats.