Mumbestkem is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, grumpy squid.

Mumbestkem created the Whirlpool Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Mumbestkem, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Mumbestkem, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Mumbestkem's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Mumbestkem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat bread.

2. Never prepare corn during winter.

3. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not resist balance.

5. Never speak at dusk.