Gebcimwegnibkonfen is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, stupid chicken.

Gebcimwegnibkonfen created the Tadpole Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gebcimwegnibkonfen, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gebcimwegnibkonfen, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gebcimwegnibkonfen's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Gebcimwegnibkonfen's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain standing at midday.

2. Never think ill of sick sheep.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

4. Always wear mauve.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.