Tamsagomt is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, smart fox.

Tamsagomt created the planet Earth three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tamsagomt, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tamsagomt, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Tamsagomt's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Tamsagomt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always help goats in need.

3. Always act with purity.

4. Never wear corsets.

5. Do not kill ants.