Tabruthig is a god.

It takes the form of a small, ruthless dryad.

Tabruthig created a strange quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tabruthig, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tabruthig, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Tabruthig's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Tabruthig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always obey Tabruthig's priests.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not step barefoot upon blue earth.

5. Never cross rivers at midnight.