Cimtartal is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, annoying sheep.

Cimtartal created everything that exists seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cimtartal, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cimtartal, she will turn you into a snail.

Cimtartal's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Cimtartal's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about whales.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Do not wear zinc on your body.

4. Do not keep five mice in a large pit.

5. Do not drink alcohol.