Bumbondagfassat is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, temperamental raven.

Bumbondagfassat created viruses two million years ago.

If you believe in Bumbondagfassat, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bumbondagfassat, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bumbondagfassat's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Bumbondagfassat's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never think ill of sick snakes.

3. Hide if four geese approach from the east.

4. Run away from yellow horses, for they are unholy.

5. Bumbondagfassat must be the most important thing in your life.