Bunvonlap is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unselfish hyena.

Bunvonlap created bats five million years ago.

If you believe in Bunvonlap, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bunvonlap, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bunvonlap's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Bunvonlap's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach forests carrying wood.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Run away if eight capybaras approach from the south.

4. Always look after injured badgers.

5. Do not travel during winter.