Bunvonlap is a god.
She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unselfish
hyena.
Bunvonlap created bats five million years ago.
If you believe in
Bunvonlap, she will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Bunvonlap, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Bunvonlap's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.
Bunvonlap's Holy Commandments1. Never approach forests carrying wood.
2. Always pray immersed in water.
3. Run away if eight capybaras approach from the south.
4. Always look after injured badgers.
5. Do not travel during winter.