Binflowmab is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, annoying salamander.

Binflowmab created the planet Jupiter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Binflowmab, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Binflowmab, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Binflowmab's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Binflowmab's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with humility.

2. Always store turnips above ground.

3. Never cross crossroads at dawn.

4. Do not chant in public.

5. Do not stand on grass.