Nibvon is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, vain pigeon.

Nibvon created gold two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nibvon, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nibvon, he will strike you with lightening.

Nibvon's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Nibvon's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear black.

2. Erect eight lead sculptures of Nibvon on top of important buildings.

3. Do not hop in public.

4. Do not prepare gooseberries while wearing kilts.

5. Do not jump at mountains.