Kopdunarphivlunsisbom is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, grumpy yak.

Kopdunarphivlunsisbom created vertebrates eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Kopdunarphivlunsisbom, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kopdunarphivlunsisbom, she will turn you into a mouse.

Kopdunarphivlunsisbom's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Kopdunarphivlunsisbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching silicon.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching gold.

5. Kopdunarphivlunsisbom loves horses, so they must be honoured.