Botlanraw is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, temperamental faun.

Botlanraw created time and space seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Botlanraw, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Botlanraw, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Botlanraw's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Botlanraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not prepare coconuts while wearing kilts.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not dye your hair pink.