Dunwodcep is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, wise whale.

Dunwodcep created the solar system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunwodcep, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dunwodcep, he will manifest in front of you.

Dunwodcep's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Dunwodcep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about rice.

2. Never mark doors with green.

3. Never sit in summer.

4. Remain standing during prayer.

5. Never eat turnips on fasting days.