Hubkontit is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, amazing snake.

Hubkontit created an electron three billion years ago.

If you believe in Hubkontit, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hubkontit, she will turn you into a tree.

Hubkontit's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Hubkontit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity near foxes while wearing white shorts.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Never think about special relativity near gulls while wearing orange hats and balancing seven silicon spheres on your hands.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.