Timcibhab is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, ruthless bird.

Timcibhab created snails three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Timcibhab, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Timcibhab, it will jump up and down on your head.

Timcibhab's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Timcibhab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never think about dark energy.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never talk about chromosomes.

5. Always maintain humility during holy days.