Quagnurthap Mifcanbedflig is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, dishonourable crow.

Quagnurthap Mifcanbedflig created a strange quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quagnurthap Mifcanbedflig, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Quagnurthap Mifcanbedflig, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Quagnurthap Mifcanbedflig's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Quagnurthap Mifcanbedflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix limes with blood.

2. Always wear turquoise.

3. Never hop in holy places.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never think about nebulae.