Stercipnarl is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, awesome beaver.

Stercipnarl created the Whirlpool Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Stercipnarl, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Stercipnarl, he will send you a sign.

Stercipnarl's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Stercipnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never leap in the presence of elders.

3. Shun those given to vanity.

4. Do not drink water in white rooms.

5. Fast once a month.