Vagbagved is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, pitiless donkey.

Vagbagved created a photon two million years ago.

If you believe in Vagbagved, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vagbagved, she will turn you into a mouse.

Vagbagved's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Vagbagved's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick voles.

2. Always act with purity.

3. Never leap near eagles.

4. Do not gather at wells at midnight.

5. Do not speak sacred words in summer.