Geplegkomsithonmobsis is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, awesome donkey.

Geplegkomsithonmobsis created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Geplegkomsithonmobsis, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Geplegkomsithonmobsis, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Geplegkomsithonmobsis' most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Geplegkomsithonmobsis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Geplegkomsithonmobsis' name in vain.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never think about dark energy near moths while wearing green scarves and balancing three platinum spheres on your arms.

4. Never feed carrots to hamsters while wearing shorts.

5. Never talk about dark matter near eagles while wearing turquoise hats and balancing eight nickel spheres on your feet.