Yiklimtarp is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, all-powerful owl.

Yiklimtarp created the Whirlpool Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Yiklimtarp, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yiklimtarp, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Yiklimtarp's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Yiklimtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch water while tainted.

2. Feed all hungry dogs.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yiklimtarp.

4. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

5. Never wear yellow kilts on sacred days.