Kenbisshimpod is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, cheerful pigeon.

Kenbisshimpod created a strange quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kenbisshimpod, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kenbisshimpod, he will jump up and down on your head.

Kenbisshimpod's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Kenbisshimpod's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear hats.

2. Do not prepare garlic while filled with joy.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Never cross rivers at midday.

5. Never allow birds to sleep beneath your roof.