Flagbamrut is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, intelligent slug.

Flagbamrut created an atom four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagbamrut, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Flagbamrut, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Flagbamrut's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Flagbamrut's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not drink water in black rooms.

3. Never go into gray rooms.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching lead.

5. Always take life seriously.