Queegtagpon is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, emotional butterfly.

Queegtagpon created an atom five million years ago.

If you believe in Queegtagpon, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Queegtagpon, she will manifest in front of you.

Queegtagpon's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Queegtagpon's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry seals.

2. Never feed lots of peas to snakes while wearing pink shorts.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always look after injured capybaras.

5. Do not consume aubergines at dawn.