Cim is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, self-confident fox.

Cim created light four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cim, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cim, she will not care at all.

Cim's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Cim's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear yellow stockings on sacred days.

2. Cim loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

3. Never wear cyan shoes.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always act with obedience.