Appbapfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, merciful crow.

Appbapfeb created viruses six billion years ago.

If you believe in Appbapfeb, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Appbapfeb, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Appbapfeb's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Appbapfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain kneeling at dawn.

2. Do not dye your hair fawn.

3. You must love Appbapfeb.

4. Do not fashion tools from titanium.

5. Put Appbapfeb first in all things.