Pibbarnbugmob is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, calm zebra.

Pibbarnbugmob created water eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibbarnbugmob, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pibbarnbugmob, he will turn you into a frog.

Pibbarnbugmob's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Pibbarnbugmob's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of porpoises.

2. Always wear indigo.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Pibbarnbugmob loves horses, so they must be respected.

5. Never talk about enzymes.