Mapyartbast is a god.

It takes the form of a large, impressive dingo.

Mapyartbast created time and space seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mapyartbast, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mapyartbast, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Mapyartbast's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Mapyartbast's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never go into purple rooms.

3. Never feed parsnips to otters while wearing magenta jumpers.

4. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

5. Pray towards the east.