Bodmumcet is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, narcissistic hare.

Bodmumcet created Asia three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodmumcet, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Bodmumcet, he will boil you in a big pot.

Bodmumcet's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Bodmumcet's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the west during winter.

2. Always maintain obedience during fasting days.

3. Hide from brown mice for they are unholy.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Fast once a month.