Vannakbat is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, selfish rhinoceros.

Vannakbat created the Whirlpool Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Vannakbat, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vannakbat, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Vannakbat's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Vannakbat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during autumn.

2. Heed all portents.

3. Never mark doors with orange.

4. Never go into purple rooms.

5. Never run in the presence of elders.