Bodtadrutt is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, irritating centaur.

Bodtadrutt created the planet Mars three million years ago.

If you believe in Bodtadrutt, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bodtadrutt, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bodtadrutt's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Bodtadrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear red.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

4. Do not prepare oranges while wearing boots.

5. Always look after injured hamsters.