Hinflatfun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, vain centaur.

Hinflatfun created light seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinflatfun, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hinflatfun, it will think nothing of it.

Hinflatfun's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Hinflatfun's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

2. Heed all signs.

3. Never eat rice.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

5. Do not speak about grapes.