Somlarggub is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, caring salamander.

Somlarggub created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Somlarggub, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Somlarggub, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Somlarggub's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Somlarggub's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

3. Remain prostrate during prayer.

4. Never mix oranges with oil.

5. Always help swans.