Cetnulnart is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, duplicitous hedgehog.

Cetnulnart created the Milkyway eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cetnulnart, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cetnulnart, it will be mildly annoyed.

Cetnulnart's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Cetnulnart's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Cetnulnart on top of all buildings.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

3. Never feed pineapples to doves while wearing shoes.

4. Remain prostrate during prayer.

5. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.