Fednuttlip Vogcibab is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, effective butterfly.

Fednuttlip Vogcibab created the planet Mars nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fednuttlip Vogcibab, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fednuttlip Vogcibab, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Fednuttlip Vogcibab's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Fednuttlip Vogcibab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not hurt monkeys.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never write about comets.