Gatbopbarnduss is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, happy snail.

Gatbopbarnduss created silver four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gatbopbarnduss, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gatbopbarnduss, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Gatbopbarnduss' most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Gatbopbarnduss' Holy Commandments

1. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

2. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Erect six titanium sculptures of Gatbopbarnduss on top of important buildings.