Fudhivjam is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, selfish fairy.

Fudhivjam created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fudhivjam, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fudhivjam, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Fudhivjam's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Fudhivjam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not travel during summer.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.