Mabrenbag is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, charitable dragonfly.

Mabrenbag created Asia six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mabrenbag, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Mabrenbag, it will turn you into a rock.

Mabrenbag's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Mabrenbag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place peas upon stone.

2. Never touch water while clean.

3. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

4. Do not fashion tools from tin.

5. Never point your neck toward the west during prayer.