Sadsaspib is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, selfish raccoon.

Sadsaspib created tapeworms six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadsaspib, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sadsaspib, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Sadsaspib's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Sadsaspib's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear skirts.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Never approach mountains carrying bone.

4. Always look after injured hamsters.

5. Never mention geese.