Farbabhab is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, resourceful snake.

Farbabhab created water six million years ago.

If you believe in Farbabhab, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Farbabhab, she will boil you in a big pot.

Farbabhab's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Farbabhab's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in holy places.

2. Never record signs.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Retreat if seven monkeys approach from the south.

5. Never look at planets.