Cebfenbepzancatnarl is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, quiet zebra.

Cebfenbepzancatnarl created a bottom quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cebfenbepzancatnarl, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cebfenbepzancatnarl, he will turn you into a mole.

Cebfenbepzancatnarl's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Cebfenbepzancatnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat ants with great respect.

2. Never sit in spring.

3. Never chant in holy places.

4. Never gather nine nematodes near towers.

5. Never talk about moons.