Sinstanvog Jabgofsab is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unjust pig.

Sinstanvog Jabgofsab created an electron eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sinstanvog Jabgofsab, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sinstanvog Jabgofsab, it will cry a lot.

Sinstanvog Jabgofsab's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Sinstanvog Jabgofsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching aluminium.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Sinstanvog Jabgofsab loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

4. Never approach crossroads carrying wood.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.