Kopnurcap is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, dishonest fly.

Kopnurcap created the Tadpole Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kopnurcap, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Kopnurcap, he will turn you into a snail.

Kopnurcap's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Kopnurcap's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always obey Kopnurcap's priests.

5. Never talk about moons.