Rathabxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, blissful guinea pig.

Rathabxuc created life three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rathabxuc, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rathabxuc, she will not care at all.

Rathabxuc's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Rathabxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in holy places.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics near voles while wearing turquoise hats and balancing eight gold spheres on your neck.

3. Learn seven new languages a year.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not shave your head.