Dapnilmot is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, dishonourable wren.

Dapnilmot created the solar system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dapnilmot, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dapnilmot, she will destroy your home planet.

Dapnilmot's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Dapnilmot's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Dapnilmot in the centre of the settlement.

2. Hide if five otters approach from the west.

3. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Sheep are not to be trusted.

5. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.