Fligcenfit is a god.

She takes the form of a large, happy gorilla.

Fligcenfit created the Sombrero Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fligcenfit, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fligcenfit, she will manifest in front of you.

Fligcenfit's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Fligcenfit's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four foxes approach from the north.

2. You must love Fligcenfit.

3. Never paint your arms gray.

4. Hide from blue swans for they are unholy.

5. Always help sick sheep.