Tancissdog is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, emotional crow.

Tancissdog created the planet Earth seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tancissdog, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tancissdog, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Tancissdog's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Tancissdog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Feed all hungry foxes.