Lamkopwod Dadfab Tanwapzogbep is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, weak rhinoceros.

Lamkopwod Dadfab Tanwapzogbep created the solar system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lamkopwod Dadfab Tanwapzogbep, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Lamkopwod Dadfab Tanwapzogbep, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Lamkopwod Dadfab Tanwapzogbep's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Lamkopwod Dadfab Tanwapzogbep's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

2. Do not keep three goats in a large pit.

3. Put Lamkopwod Dadfab Tanwapzogbep first in all things.

4. Retreat if nine tortoises approach from the west.

5. Do not chop down trees.
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